Cream Cannon

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when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.

I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!

Cream Cannon by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019

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Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick

I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night

Cream Canon by Good dick41 April 10, 2024

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Cannoli Cream-Press

When two Italian friend dip their testicles in baby powder and proceed to penetrate someone from both ends. Making their nuts clap agaist their partners body. Coating them in the powder from their balls, while cumming inside. Turning them into a human cannoli.

Ex: Tom and I teamed up to gave Giulia a Cannoli cream-press this weekend. We really filled her up.

Cannoli Cream-Press by Hydro jet March 2, 2026

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Cram Canning

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".

Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.

Cram Canning by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010

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CreamCannon

when you creampie a girl and she farts causing the cum to fly at you

did you hear about frank he his girlfriend made a CreamCannon and got it all over him

CreamCannon by JTJ581313 September 19, 2010

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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