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Cream Blast 

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.
Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest
Cream Blast by GoGoDaddy69 July 22, 2017
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cream blast 

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O

Whip Cream Blast 

To insert whip cream into a girls ass then have her fart it back onto your face
We finished the night with a whip cream blast!

bussy blaster cream master

A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine
Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master

Creamy Bastards

I can't wait to finish work and drain some creamy bastards!
Creamy Bastards by sirArfur September 25, 2010

creamy bastard

1. When you take a shit, and it comes out like cream.
"Oh fuck, I just did a creamy bastard in the bog!"
creamy bastard by Psycho B January 7, 2005
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