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Crapfuck 

"Holy crapfuck, my hat."
Crapfuck by The Muffin Queen November 24, 2004
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To fuck while crying or sad. The only thing you want to do when you're really sad and super horny at the same time.
I'm so sad, I just want to get wine drunk and cryfuck to sad songs on repeat.
I had a cryfuck the other day and I felt so much better after.
cryfuck by Sad.girl March 29, 2020

crapfuck 

1) an expression of panic or dissapointment
2) stuff, miscellaneous items
"Holy crapfuck!"
"I need to clean up, I've got crapfuck all over the place"
crapfuck by milke May 18, 2003

CrapFuck 

(n) A commonly used expletive, mostly for situations that require such.

(v) A sexual act involving human or animal excrement
Joey:"Dude, I just set fire to your house."

Eric:"CrapFuck!"

-or-
Joey:"Dude, have you heard what a crapfuck is?

Eric:"Sadly, yes."
CrapFuck by Pufflocke January 2, 2008

CrapFuckWank 

An expletive, created by O.O'Neill. Normally a phrase uttered when something has been forgotten, misplaced, goes wrong...pretty much same use as most other obscenities. Invented upon forgetting about a mock exam when back in school, three cursive words all brought together to make a humorous Super-Swear. The same technique can be used for other words, but Crap, Fuck and Wank all fused into one tended to have the best ring to it.
1.Tubbzeh: "Oliver did you revise for our Maths mock???"
O.O'Neill: "CrapFuckWank, I shitting forgot!!!"

2.Tubbzeh: "CrapFuckWank, where the hell did I put my
keys???"
CrapFuckWank by Tubbzeh May 23, 2006

clayfucko 

a clay fucko is a person that’s genuinely nice but a bit awkward.
clayfucko is one of my favorite people!
clayfucko by froggyanon July 10, 2021