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Crapfuck 

"Holy crapfuck, my hat."
Crapfuck by The Muffin Queen November 24, 2004
To fuck while crying or sad. The only thing you want to do when you're really sad and super horny at the same time.
I'm so sad, I just want to get wine drunk and cryfuck to sad songs on repeat.
I had a cryfuck the other day and I felt so much better after.
cryfuck by Sad.girl March 29, 2020

crapfuck 

1) an expression of panic or dissapointment
2) stuff, miscellaneous items
"Holy crapfuck!"
"I need to clean up, I've got crapfuck all over the place"
crapfuck by milke May 18, 2003

CrapFuck 

(n) A commonly used expletive, mostly for situations that require such.

(v) A sexual act involving human or animal excrement
Joey:"Dude, I just set fire to your house."

Eric:"CrapFuck!"

-or-
Joey:"Dude, have you heard what a crapfuck is?

Eric:"Sadly, yes."
CrapFuck by Pufflocke January 2, 2008

CrapFuckWank 

An expletive, created by O.O'Neill. Normally a phrase uttered when something has been forgotten, misplaced, goes wrong...pretty much same use as most other obscenities. Invented upon forgetting about a mock exam when back in school, three cursive words all brought together to make a humorous Super-Swear. The same technique can be used for other words, but Crap, Fuck and Wank all fused into one tended to have the best ring to it.
1.Tubbzeh: "Oliver did you revise for our Maths mock???"
O.O'Neill: "CrapFuckWank, I shitting forgot!!!"

2.Tubbzeh: "CrapFuckWank, where the hell did I put my
keys???"
CrapFuckWank by Tubbzeh May 23, 2006

clayfucko 

a clay fucko is a person that’s genuinely nice but a bit awkward.
clayfucko is one of my favorite people!
clayfucko by froggyanon July 10, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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