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Crapostroller

To walk with a plastic bag of dog crap while walking your pet.

While walking your pet and after his/hers busy is complete, you choose to stroll down the road spinning the bag of crap as if it's a purse (European handbag/Satchel), and choose not to deposit the bag of crap in the nearest trash receptacle.
I was driving down my road today and almost hit a pole because this damn Crapostroller's bag flew out his hands and hit my windshield.
Crapostroller by ViperCrash July 13, 2010
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crewposter 

hes the crewposter
what
crewposter by amogus so sus April 30, 2021

Craposterous 

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.
Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!
Craposterous by lana63 April 26, 2009

Crapposter 

Crappost or crapposter is an epic educated man who understands how to lighten the mood in video / picture format, they usually make the following
I’m a crapposter I make funni
Good crapposter = good art
Crapposter by Windows sot June 29, 2021

CraPosts 

Erh things I dispose on useless websites to clear my mind
Wat a mess *sigh* *dumb' the CraPosts in twitter"
CraPosts by IHopeItHurts(~‿◣) February 11, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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