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crawfishing 

Backing out of a commitment or situation, especially when it doesn't go your way.
As a crawfish walks backwards when threatened or attacked.
crawfishing by Brad Watkins September 9, 2003

Crawfishpussy

Girl with a vagina so smelly it lingers on your dick or fingers for days after.
Dude I sex with this girl 4 days ago and I still smell her pussy on my fingers. Reply Man: that bitch had CrawfishPussy!!!
Crawfishpussy by MrR3alityCHK July 24, 2011

Spill the Crawfish 

When someone tells a bad joke with or without thinking about it.
Guys, I'm going to spill the crawfish!

Man, you just spilled the crawfish.

Crayfish 

An all mighty being of pure chaos
Oh god its a fucking crayfish
Crayfish by MuchCrayfish909 August 16, 2019

Crawfish broil 

When an idiot doesn't realize they used the wrong word and that you actually boil crawfish and not broil them.
Mike invited us to his crawfish broil and we all ripped on him because he didn't know how to cook his own crawfish.
Crawfish broil by cdickgo March 11, 2015

clawfist 

Someone who's hands are exceptionally large or disfigured in some manner.
Damn Rob is a freakin' clawfist!
clawfist by citizenlame December 14, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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