clawfist

Someone who's hands are exceptionally large or disfigured in some manner.
Damn Rob is a freakin' clawfist!
by citizenlame December 08, 2006
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sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.
OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

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Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!
by citizenlame December 08, 2006
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