Crappy Nappy

1. Filling the tub with warm water Shiting in the tub and then taking a nap in the tub without cleaning or draining it.
2. A dirty diaper.
3. Just a regular old nap. Does not have to be a crap nap can be a marvelously refreshing nap as well.

Gosh im tired, guess ill take a good old crappy nappy.

Don't be like Tommy, he's practically a fish, he takes a crappy nappy twice a day.

Crappy Nappy by JHalp February 16, 2026

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy 

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

crappybappy 

when that one shitshark attacks you in raft, specifically a keyword used among my friends, when the shark is either attacking you or attacking your raft

Shark bites raft
Friend 1: CRAPPYBAPPY CRAPPYBAPPY

crappybappy by Kr_xstal March 31, 2022