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crappin on the clock 

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.
I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

waz crappinin' 

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.
dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.
waz crappinin' by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

Absolute crappin' 

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.
Absolute crappin' by Patrick May September 4, 2004

crappenin' 

To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.
Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)
crappenin' by Spatchmo December 31, 2008
A lot of stuff is going on (happening) but it's all kind of crappy. There's all kinds of crappy stuff going on.
"That Walmart is crappenin!"
crappenin by changacat February 20, 2010

crappin a fat boy 

Jill: Hey what are you up to?
Tom: Oh, nothing, just crappin a fat boy.
Jill: ew.