crappenin

A lot of stuff is going on (happening) but it's all kind of crappy. There's all kinds of crappy stuff going on.

"That Walmart is crappenin!"

by changacat February 20, 2010

crappenin'

To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.

Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)

by Spatchmo December 31, 2008

What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

Crappetizer

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

Crappetizers

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.

"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels May 12, 2007

CrackeningMan

A person who Is very Business and makes public appearances usually apologizes or announces a significant event that will take place within the next few years.

A CrackeningMan Uses a leather jacket as a suit and wears a "real" necktie

Jahayen is a CrackeningMan
Jhien is a professional CrackeningMan

by ?aiko March 15, 2022

crappycino

A poorly made cappuccino, or at least an extremely cheap one.

"Let's head down to 7-11 and get a crappycino"

by Grant Schenk October 26, 2006