11 definitions by Spatchmo
Nobody could tell that Jordan was an inbetweener, despite the fact that she had a luxurious happy trail on her six pack, and that she's had pubes since she was in Kindergarten.
by Spatchmo December 23, 2009
Someone who uses the bathroom for too long, or someone who uses the bathroom and doesn't clean up after themselves.
Kelly: Man, Fred was such a bath-hole tonight! I was waiting outside the bathroom for sooo long, I thought I might've shat all over the hallway! And when he did finally come out, he didn't even light a match!
Todd: Oh, man it's on! I'm gonna feck that mofo up, yo.
Todd: Oh, man it's on! I'm gonna feck that mofo up, yo.
by Spatchmo December 29, 2009
To have an insanely huge mouth, such as Steve Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith. Could also be called Steve Tyler Mouth Syndrome, for the unfortunate people who have to be as fugly as Steve Tyler.
Guy 1: Dude, when I was a kid, I went to an Aerosmith concert, and when Steve Tyler opened his mouth, you could see his effin' stomach, I swear to God.
Guy 2: Don't be insultin' Steve, man, you're just trying to take away from everyone's attention that you have Steve Tyler Mouth yourself, dickweed.
Guy 2: Don't be insultin' Steve, man, you're just trying to take away from everyone's attention that you have Steve Tyler Mouth yourself, dickweed.
by Spatchmo December 29, 2009
Wow, due to Jude's Sixth Sense of Humor, he made Paul laugh so hard that he accidentally shat himself a little.
by Spatchmo October 13, 2009
Skyview Highschool, located in Soldotna, Alaska. Home of the panthers, with purple, black, and silver colors. It's like my second home.
by Spatchmo October 25, 2009
To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.
Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)
by Spatchmo December 31, 2009
You've probably never heard of it.
Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.
For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.
CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.
For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.
CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)
Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.
Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.
Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
by Spatchmo July 24, 2009