Skyview Highschool, located in Soldotna, Alaska. Home of the panthers, with purple, black, and silver colors. It's like my second home.
by Spatchmo October 27, 2009

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:
1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.
1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.
Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?
Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)
Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.
Stan: Fuck off, Paul.
Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)
Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.
Stan: Fuck off, Paul.
by Spatchmo June 16, 2009

To have an insanely huge mouth, such as Steve Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith. Could also be called Steve Tyler Mouth Syndrome, for the unfortunate people who have to be as fugly as Steve Tyler.
Guy 1: Dude, when I was a kid, I went to an Aerosmith concert, and when Steve Tyler opened his mouth, you could see his effin' stomach, I swear to God.
Guy 2: Don't be insultin' Steve, man, you're just trying to take away from everyone's attention that you have Steve Tyler Mouth yourself, dickweed.
Guy 2: Don't be insultin' Steve, man, you're just trying to take away from everyone's attention that you have Steve Tyler Mouth yourself, dickweed.
by Spatchmo December 28, 2008

When a guy is talking to another person on the phone, and the guy hands the phone over to another person nearby, because he would rather have his friend be in an awkward situation with a person they don't even know then for the talker to just hang up the phone in the first place.
Jack: Hey Jill, my hotpockets just got done, can you talk to my friend for a sec?
Jill: Uhh-
Diddy P: Yo what's shakin', bacon?
Jill: ...
Diddy P: This is awkward, isn't it?
Jill: I've totally just been phoned over, haven't I?
Diddy P: Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
Jill: Uhh-
Diddy P: Yo what's shakin', bacon?
Jill: ...
Diddy P: This is awkward, isn't it?
Jill: I've totally just been phoned over, haven't I?
Diddy P: Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
by Spatchmo January 24, 2009

by Spatchmo February 05, 2010

Nobody could tell that Jordan was an inbetweener, despite the fact that she had a luxurious happy trail on her six pack, and that she's had pubes since she was in Kindergarten.
by Spatchmo December 23, 2009

Someone who uses the bathroom for too long, or someone who uses the bathroom and doesn't clean up after themselves.
Kelly: Man, Fred was such a bath-hole tonight! I was waiting outside the bathroom for sooo long, I thought I might've shat all over the hallway! And when he did finally come out, he didn't even light a match!
Todd: Oh, man it's on! I'm gonna feck that mofo up, yo.
Todd: Oh, man it's on! I'm gonna feck that mofo up, yo.
by Spatchmo December 28, 2008
