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craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day
hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car
craper jack by brockett January 28, 2009

crapperjack 

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.
Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!
crapperjack by James March 6, 2004

crapperjack 

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.
That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.
crapperjack by John Gonzales March 8, 2011

Crapperjacked 

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.
I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

crapperjack 

one who uses obscene words all the time. Also called a crapjack.
You are such a crapperjack.
crapperjack by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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