Crappeidt

1. The Worst room in a house

2. Emma's way of saying crappy, Crappiest, Ect.

Jim Bob: This room is the crappeidt ever

Rollins: This food is really crappeidt

by Coleniuk69 August 10, 2010

Crapped a shit

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

by Conorwonor March 14, 2010

crapped up

Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.

"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"

"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"

by nukeworker March 28, 2005

crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009

Crappenstance

A chance circumstance that degenertates into crap

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.

Bob met Ted by crappenstance, Ted was going down on Bob's wife at the time.

by Nonsensical_Flounderings May 9, 2005