crapness 

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way

"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"

crapness by jeny October 5, 2007

Maximal Crabness 

Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.

Game is allready won bois, i got the Maximal Crabness.

Maximal Crabness by Darkblizzard June 15, 2020

crapcess 

A crappy form of access.

My internet crapcess is slow." or "I'm so bored, I'm watching a school board meetin on public crapcess.

crapcess by somedude8000 December 20, 2010

crapless 

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless

Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!

crapless by Sushiray September 7, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022