crapcess 

A crappy form of access.

My internet crapcess is slow." or "I'm so bored, I'm watching a school board meetin on public crapcess.

crapcess by somedude8000 December 20, 2010

crapness 

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way

"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"

crapness by jeny October 5, 2007

crapless 

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless

Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!

crapless by Sushiray September 7, 2016