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crapless 

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless
Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!
crapless by Sushiray September 7, 2016
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craplets 

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07
I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.
craplets by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

crapness 

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way
"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
crapness by jeny October 5, 2007

caplessly 

An adjective used when someone says a completely true statement.
So basically statement without any CAP.
"Nahhhh bruh no cap"
"oh, so you mean "caplessly" right?"
caplessly by lil.buzzed November 30, 2019
meaning, "no cap" or "without 'caps'" which means not lying or not bullshitting
bro Patrick got a fat ass bruh capless
capless by spongequan November 15, 2020

crapcess 

My internet crapcess is slow." or "I'm so bored, I'm watching a school board meetin on public crapcess.
crapcess by somedude8000 December 20, 2010

chapless ass 

An ass that is well lubricated in vaseline thus being without chapness
Kinjara: Hey Rolvy, pass the vix vapor rub!

Rolvy: why

Kinjara: My ass is chapped from last nights alaskian pipeline you gave me.

Rolvy: OH! You want dat chapless ass, eh?
chapless ass by Sorceress2018 January 23, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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