crapless 

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless

Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!

crapless by Sushiray September 7, 2016

craplets 

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

craplets by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

crapness 

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way

"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"

crapness by jeny October 5, 2007

caplessly 

An adjective used when someone says a completely true statement.
So basically statement without any CAP.

"Nahhhh bruh no cap"
"oh, so you mean "caplessly" right?"

caplessly by lil.buzzed November 30, 2019

capless

meaning, "no cap" or "without 'caps'" which means not lying or not bullshitting

bro Patrick got a fat ass bruh capless

capless by spongequan November 15, 2020

crapcess 

A crappy form of access.

My internet crapcess is slow." or "I'm so bored, I'm watching a school board meetin on public crapcess.

crapcess by somedude8000 December 20, 2010

chapless ass 

An ass that is well lubricated in vaseline thus being without chapness

Kinjara: Hey Rolvy, pass the vix vapor rub!

Rolvy: why

Kinjara: My ass is chapped from last nights alaskian pipeline you gave me.

Rolvy: OH! You want dat chapless ass, eh?

chapless ass by Sorceress2018 January 23, 2018