craphonking

1. The practice of piling unwanted work on a colleague to keep them from advancing within the company.

2. A vulgarity roughly the same as "shit""

1. Tim was going to make manager before Christmas...unless I started seriously craphonking him.

2. What is this craphonking pile of work in my inbox?

craphonking by Seth March 2, 2004

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crapbooking

facebooking on the crapper

Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.

crapbooking by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009

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Crapbooking

Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.

The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.

Crapbooking by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

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CrapBooking

The ritual of swiping through profile photos in a dating app, while on the toilet.

Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?

He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.

CrapBooking by The Doozer September 19, 2016

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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