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Cracking Ass 

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.
Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.
Cracking Ass by joefromsc March 12, 2009

Cracking Ass 

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.
John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka
Cracking Ass by chewey April 18, 2006

Cracking Ass 

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.
Cracking Ass by yetti March 21, 2003

Ass-Cracking 

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.
Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?
Ass-Cracking by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

Cracking My Ass Off 

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off
Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

Ass be cracking 

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking