A product made of latex rubber, invented possibly by drunkcollege students, that fits confortably over a regular soda can. The supposed purpose of the candom is to keep your drink cool while outside, though it is mostly used for a laugh.
Hey man, is your beer getting cold? Put a candom on it.
A two men that are ship together by the loving, hilarious, friend who are meant to be. An OTP as those fangirls call them. May they forever be married happily
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.