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Brock Craghead 

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary
“Brock Craghead you fucking asshole”
Brock Craghead by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

Craichead 

This is a Crackhead but refering to an Irish man/woman/person. This person may or may not be drunk. But they sure as hell are acting like they are.
Person 1: We're such craicheads
person 2: hahaha
stranger: I guess we found the Irish.
Craichead by NotAmazingCMan April 26, 2019

craghead 

Someone who cannot resist the urge to rock climb frequently, as if addicted to crack.
"Did you see the dude leading that 5.12 at the wall today? The one ripped as hell?"

"Yeah, he's here all the time man."

"We had a quick convo while he was on belay – said his friends call him a craghead."
craghead by roosejaw June 28, 2015

craghead 

The last name of a family full of idiots accepts for one, William, he is the best sexiest man ever to roam the earth. He is very THICCCC, his family is not.
girl1" those cragheads are kinda weird, but that william tho, he's so HHOOOTTT
girl2" I know right I'd smash"
craghead by nnnnooonnoonnoo November 16, 2018

Katelyn Craghead 

AKA- Jo Rookie. Believes she is a stud in softball but should stick to the books. Got the hots for the baseball team and like to thot on the weekends.
Katelyn Craghead has another error
Katelyn Craghead by Yoteslayer November 23, 2021

Brock Craghead 

A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary. Stubborn as hell. Does not like Chilis. If you see one in the wild, catch it with Diet Coke
“Brock Craghead suck my dick you fuckin cunt”
Brock Craghead by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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