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craghead
The last name of a family full of idiots accepts for one, William, he is the best sexiest man ever to roam the earth. He is very THICCCC, his family is not.
girl1" those cragheads are kinda weird, but that william tho, he's so HHOOOTTT
girl2" I know right I'd smash"
girl2" I know right I'd smash"
craghead by nnnnooonnoonnoo November 16, 2018
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Brock Craghead
A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary
Brock Craghead by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Katelyn Craghead
AKA- Jo Rookie. Believes she is a stud in softball but should stick to the books. Got the hots for the baseball team and like to thot on the weekends.
Katelyn Craghead by Yoteslayer November 23, 2021
Brock Craghead
A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary. Stubborn as hell. Does not like Chilis. If you see one in the wild, catch it with Diet Coke
Brock Craghead by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
craphead
bill your a craphead
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