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Crapsident 

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.
When I coughed, I had a crapsident.
Crapsident by Kem mic February 20, 2018
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cresidentials 

“Cresidentials” is how Boss ass Nigalos and Thug ass Gangsteroonies say “Credentials”.
Gilbert: “Greetings slime! I am currently in desperate need of your Credit Card Cresidentials”.
Gassy Steve: “What the fuck are you talking about”?
Gilbert: “You’re not a Boss Ass Nigalo. (Seeyuh)”

Or as popular rapper, singer, songwriter & creater of music as a whole put it,
“She need some Cresidentials just to be presidential. (Hol’ up, Hol’ up).”
cresidentials by SlimeyWimey February 23, 2024

cresidentials 

A word invented by Playboi Carti on the song CARNIVAL by Kanye West
“she need some cresidentials just to be presidential”
cresidentials by MINO.mp3 March 19, 2024

cresidentials 

Invented by Playboi Carti in the song "Carnival"

She need some cresidentials just to be presidential, hol' up, hol' up
I just got my cresidentials!

Oh you're so presidential!
cresidentials by Schyeahhhhh March 24, 2024

cresidentials 

A word meaning “credentials” made up by Playboi Carti to rhyme with presidential in the song “Carnival”.
I need more cresidentials to get the job!
cresidentials by User008 April 8, 2024

cresidentials 

Playboi Carti, my glorious king vamp, uses this word in the song "Carnival" on Vultures 1 by Kanye West and Ty Dolla Sign.
Just off the facts, I'm havin' them hunchos
Runnin' around in the lobby, I know that they tired of me, havin' like ten hoes
She need some cresidentials just to be presidential, hol' up, hol' up
I'm 'bout to buy her some dentures
Make that ho eat me for dinner, who, whoa
cresidentials by playboinigga April 17, 2024
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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