Crackmoid

Someone who has lost all sanity and reason, allowing them to reach a subhuman level of understanding, often while high, drunk or on some other some form of substance abuse.

"Have you seen keenan? He's so high hes a fucking crackmoid"

by Fragmoid November 24, 2023

Crackcident

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Crackondesuer

Crackondesuer is a condesuer who knows where the best stuff is. It's not a habit it's a hobby.

The crackondesuer is here let's get cooking

by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021

crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

Crackodon

A young child under the age of 6 that wakes up at the crack of dawn demanding to be fed and entertained, especially on weekends and holidays.

After working hard all day yesterday, I was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. Alas, it was not to be; I was awaken at 6:15 by a crackodon demanding breakfast.

by Kandi Taylor March 23, 2008

crackslide

a term used for when one puts their hand in another's butt crack and slides in an upward motion, then slaps the butt.

I just couldn't resist to crackslide her because of her huge butt.

by TheCrackSlidingKidOnTheLoose!! July 11, 2010

Crackazoid

A deranged ( usually filthy and under the influance of a mind altering substance )white person

Mommy , that crackazoid was throwing beer cans at me again .

by Anonymous June 28, 2003