crackoid

a substance that possess a crack cocaine-like ability to be addictive

chocolate-covered almonds are crackoid

by ElbertE March 8, 2011

Crackcident

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Crackondesuer

Crackondesuer is a condesuer who knows where the best stuff is. It's not a habit it's a hobby.

The crackondesuer is here let's get cooking

by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021

crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

Crackodon

A young child under the age of 6 that wakes up at the crack of dawn demanding to be fed and entertained, especially on weekends and holidays.

After working hard all day yesterday, I was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. Alas, it was not to be; I was awaken at 6:15 by a crackodon demanding breakfast.

by Kandi Taylor March 23, 2008

Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.

by Michaeladt January 10, 2009

Crackcident

An automobile accident resulting from one or both parties texting on a Blackberry (Crackberry) mobile device while driving.

If Bob had been watching the road instead of texting on his Blackberry, he wouldn't have been involved in such a major crackcident.

by Anandaconda August 19, 2010