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Crunkleberries 

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".
"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"
Crunkleberries by MojoNojo August 15, 2008

crappleberries 

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.
Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.
crappleberries by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

cockleberries 

Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.
Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.

conckleberries 

The bits left stuck in and around your rectal hole following a particularly strenuous bowel movement.
These are usually made of a mixture of pieces of unwiped faeces and toilet paper residue.
1. "He really did us over, we need to get revenge."
2. "Let's get him back by collecting loads of conckleberries and pelting him with them!"
1. "Great idea, starting digging!"
conckleberries by G M4N December 24, 2007

Cackleberries 

If you are going to the shops, please grab a K of Oink and a dozen Cackleberries for breakfast tomorrow
Cackleberries by sidface October 30, 2020

Cuckleberries 

Cuckleberries is what remains on the hairs around the anus when a hairy man doesn't wipe properly.
I see cuckleberries, did you forget to wipe?
Cuckleberries by Ivan Boring June 26, 2021