Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.
Shabombu RimjobHoneycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.
The bits left stuck in and around your rectal hole following a particularly strenuous bowel movement.
These are usually made of a mixture of pieces of unwiped faeces and toilet paper residue.
1. "He really did us over, we need to getrevenge."
2. "Let's get him back by collecting loads of conckleberries and pelting him with them!"
1. "Great idea, starting digging!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.