n., pl: crack-naps

1. A nap at an awkward time of day or night which leaves one feeling much worse than before the nap.
2. A nap that leaves one feeling cracked out.

"I accidentially fell asleep at 7:00 last night, and when I woke up from my crack-nap at 9:30, I felt shitty so didn't know if I should eat soomething or just go back to sleep."

crack-nap by getgreg July 2, 2006

Get the crack-nap mug.

crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

crack napkin by acglow February 10, 2014

Get the crack napkin mug.

Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

Crack napkin by Rwruff November 19, 2016

Get the Crack napkin mug.

cracknappa

A cracknappa is a person who has no abilities in any fields and is completely and utterly useless. This person will more often than not be a noob also.

Greg, you truly are a cracknappa.

cracknappa by brontarr March 23, 2010

Get the cracknappa mug.

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

Get the fauxstalgia mug.

pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

Word of the Day on October 14, 2026