Crack Dog

Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.

Hey Lucky you goddamn crack dog get over here!!

by Jason Rimmer September 6, 2008

Ass Crack of Dog

When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.

I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.

by saffirepulse July 8, 2018

crack a dog

Crazy, gone off the deep end, silly.

That person is strange. I think he's gone crack-a-dog!

by Rad August 8, 2004

Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.

There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.

by slipperydick December 15, 2011

Crack Dogs

These dogs are usually Yorkshire Terriers or any other small dogs that could be owned by a gay couple. In this case the small crack dogs will bark and yelp at anything. They make high pitched noises that are beyond 33 decibels. Their noises cannot be blocked. Yorkshire terriers are perfect crack dogs because they will bark whenever rival drug dealers are on your turf. However, other than making noises, these dogs are useless. People who own crack dogs do not have many friends because people in the neighborhood can never get a second of sleep without hearing constant barking.

Fawn Do always has his crack dogs, including the leader Willie, barking at night to protect his house from police invasion.

by the sleepless one September 1, 2009

cracka dog

When your white friend is being a a supreme cracka

“Yo I just set you up with some bitches that like you “
“Yo man your a cracka dog”

by Realcracka January 17, 2021

Crank The Dog

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017