Crack Dog
Crack Dog by Jason Rimmer September 6, 2008
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Ass Crack of Dog
I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.
Ass Crack of Dog by saffirepulse July 8, 2018
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crackdog • crack a dog • Dog Crack • Ass Crack of Dog • Crank The Dog • crack head • crack • crack-baby • crack pipe • crack attack
crack a dog
crack a dog by Rad August 8, 2004
Dog Crack
A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.
A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.
The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.
The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.
The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.
The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
Dog Crack by slipperydick December 15, 2011
Crack Dogs
These dogs are usually Yorkshire Terriers or any other small dogs that could be owned by a gay couple. In this case the small crack dogs will bark and yelp at anything. They make high pitched noises that are beyond 33 decibels. Their noises cannot be blocked. Yorkshire terriers are perfect crack dogs because they will bark whenever rival drug dealers are on your turf. However, other than making noises, these dogs are useless. People who own crack dogs do not have many friends because people in the neighborhood can never get a second of sleep without hearing constant barking.
Fawn Do always has his crack dogs, including the leader Willie, barking at night to protect his house from police invasion.
Crack Dogs by the sleepless one September 1, 2009
cracka dog
cracka dog by Realcracka January 17, 2021
Crank The Dog
(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.
Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"
Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"
Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."
Crank The Dog by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017
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