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These dogs are usually Yorkshire Terriers or any other small dogs that could be owned by a gay couple. In this case the small crack dogs will bark and yelp at anything. They make high pitched noises that are beyond 33 decibels. Their noises cannot be blocked. Yorkshire terriers are perfect crack dogs because they will bark whenever rival drug dealers are on your turf. However, other than making noises, these dogs are useless. People who own crack dogs do not have many friends because people in the neighborhood can never get a second of sleep without hearing constant barking.
Fawn Do always has his crack dogs, including the leader Willie, barking at night to protect his house from police invasion.
by the sleepless one September 01, 2009
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a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.
by Jason Rimmer July 15, 2006
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LORD CRACKDOG LOWENBOROW THE FIRST has officialy explained that he is the greatest crack feind of our era , HEVEN REPRESENT
hey lord crackdog hows it going you sexy bitch
by daniel February 27, 2005
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A band made in 2016 by Aaron Collier and Nathan Marshall, most formally known for their rap album Ghost Ass. Several of their songs are about the band members testicles but quite a few actually have significance in other realms. Their other album, ‘Badass Grandma’ was a full release and entered the earth sphere on October 30th 2017. The members of this band have had experience in the dark arts, and will feature Satan in their next album, ‘Jake is Nipple Gay
bro did you hear the new song by ‘crackdogs’?

nah dude what the hell is that

only the greatest band, gleaming with homosexual energy
by 3000masterchief March 30, 2018
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