Definitions by VeryCrustySocks
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Scibelied by VeryCrustySocks February 28, 2018
Crank The Dog
(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.
Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"
Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"
Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."
Crank The Dog by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017