Crack Dial 

When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...

Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.

Crack Dial by Crackadoodledoo September 22, 2020

crank up the diarrhea dial 

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

crank up the diarrhea dial by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

Crackdale

An area also known as Parkdale in downtown Toronto, Canada. Known for its superb crack, high crime/welfare rates and cheap prostitues.

"Yooooo, Im heading down to Crackdale, who wants some cheap Queen and Lansdowne rock?"

Crackdale by Annie-Banannie May 15, 2005

Crackdillac 

A Cadillac purchased with money earned by selling crack cocaine.

Hey! Did you see Eli in his new Crackdillac? Took him a whole three days to save up for it.

Crackdillac by Shabootylicious August 6, 2009

crackdealingseagull 

A wigger who enjoys submitting bogus words to Urban Dictionary and acting like a retard. He thinks he is black, although he is actually whiter than Kevin Federline.

Example #1: "Yo, I'm so black! Now pass the stuffed cow!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #2: "I AM SO BLACKER THAN YOU! I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #3: "Ben is not black!!!!!! Now let me finish this game of WoW" - crackdealingseagull

crackdealingseagull A.K.A Jonothan

crackdealingseagull by Wigger Alerter Ben December 12, 2008