Crab Cakes

The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.

Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!

Crab Cakes by Alexandra Conde March 30, 2008

Crab Cakes

When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.

Crab cakes are disgusting.

Crab Cakes by Eric Nelson January 26, 2008

Crab cakes

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.

Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.

Crab cakes by peppyjoto April 9, 2021

crab cakes and soccer 

(See deffinition for "Run Train")

"we ran train on their football team last night, just like crab cakes and soccer"

crab cakes and soccer by Spartin3015 January 14, 2008

Cat Crab Cakes 

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

Cat Crab Cakes by Nyxy January 2, 2020

eating crab cakes 

To perform oral sex to a woman.

Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.

eating crab cakes by CatDog122 March 12, 2017

portuguese crab cakes 

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

portuguese crab cakes by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018