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Crîsnic 

A "Crîsnic" is a masterpiece of god himself, a perfect balance between an ego larger than life itself and full of himself, but with an equal large heart of gold, a soul with the purpose of standing above all ranks, who can shove you into the dirt just to prove you he can, and afterwards pull you back up and help you dust yourself off. So basically he's a "good guy douchebag ", depending on what mood he chooses to be, being able to flip his moods on the snap of a finger. He can adapt to anyone and any scenario, being " flexible like water ", so he's circle of friends can vary between any kinds of individuals, no matter how twisted or pure hearted they are. Truly a controversial individual
What's up with this guy ? I wanna say he's a huge a#$hole, but i simply can't, he's too much of a nice guy, but he's still an arogant prick. He's such a Crîsnic, it gets on my nerves ...
Crîsnic by Dr.CSI December 15, 2019
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A crissic is crisp and clear, much like Richard Simons.
Richard Simons is so crissic, yo!
Crissic by DBauer August 3, 2008

crisnack 

Formed from crystal meth and snack. To get loaded on crystal meth.
Lawanda, pass that crisnack around a little..don't smoke it all biznatch!
crisnack by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

crispicious

That apple was crispicious.
crispicious by Burmachap March 19, 2009
NOUN - Too man pretty to care about anything or take anything too terribly serious or concentrate long enough about it to begin with...
"Hey Kristen, did you see that guy near the warm pretzel cart standing next to the girl with the oppotits? He was so crishicky that it didn't even phase him that people were poking her back sacked flap jacks."
crishicky by glarpo December 7, 2021
NOUN - Too man pretty to care about anything or take anything too terribly serious or concentrate long enough about it to begin with...
"Hey Kristen, did you see that guy near the warm pretzel cart standing next to the girl with the oppotits? He was so crishicky that it didn't even phase him that people were poking her back sacked flap jacks."
crishicky by glarpo December 7, 2021

crispicious

something that is believed to be crispy
Man that Lays frito chip lookin' pretty crispicious
crispicious by SpicyNightOwl January 27, 2022
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