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Simons are people not to be messed with. They get shit done, and don’t mess with stupid people. In fact, if you’re stupid just walk away. Otherwise it won’t end well for you! Simons are extremely intelligent and pretty much always get their way. Don’t cross them because they’re always right. And they will prove it!
The Simons family won first today.
simons by Nurses101 March 26, 2019
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simons gf 

Simons gf is sweet, kind, brave, and most importantly super hot.
ME: You know Scarlet is Simons gf
Them:Totally shes smoking hot!!
simons gf by r4ybandz January 21, 2022

Simons special sauce 

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Simons special sauce by Watho July 8, 2011

simons opinion 

something you don't care about, it is just shit.
Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

simons..wifeyy 

Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.
Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡

Simons Bald Spot 

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

Clay Simons 

Someone who is just there in a group, being only a part of the background as if they were added in later as a filler. They do not do anything aside from following the group and are often treated as they do not exist or was meant to exist. In non-important instances, they become a normal person in the group.

The term originates from the character Clay Simons who is a member of The Lost MC biker gang. He appears as a main character in the 2009 episodic expansion, The Lost and Damned for the 2008 video game Grand Theft Auto 4 and as a minor character in the 2013 video game Grand Theft Auto V.

During the cutscenes of The Lost and Damned, he was obviously added in after they were finished as he rarely has dialogue nor facial animations when he appears and even clips through people or warps through the scene. He furthermore does not interact with anyone and does not contribute anything to the scene or even the overall plot itself. During gameplay he is for the most part a normal person.
Terrence: "Jason is such as introvert"
Angus: "Yeah, He's the Clay Simons of our club"
(Jason blanky acts as if he's having fun as he stands behind a line of people who are laughing)
Clay Simons by Golden Saddle June 13, 2023
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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