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Simons are people not to be messed with. They get shit done, and don’t mess with stupid people. In fact, if you’re stupid just walk away. Otherwise it won’t end well for you! Simons are extremely intelligent and pretty much always get their way. Don’t cross them because they’re always right. And they will prove it!
The Simons family won first today.
simons by Nurses101 March 26, 2019
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simons gf 

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Simons gf is sweet, kind, brave, and most importantly super hot.
ME: You know Scarlet is Simons gf
Them:Totally shes smoking hot!!
simons gf by r4ybandz January 21, 2022

Simons special sauce 

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a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Simons special sauce by Watho July 8, 2011

simons opinion 

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something you don't care about, it is just shit.
Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

simons..wifeyy 

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Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.
Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡

Simons Bald Spot 

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Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

Clay Simons 

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Someone who is just there in a group, being only a part of the background as if they were added in later as a filler. They do not do anything aside from following the group and are often treated as they do not exist or was meant to exist. In non-important instances, they become a normal person in the group.

The term originates from the character Clay Simons who is a member of The Lost MC biker gang. He appears as a main character in the 2009 episodic expansion, The Lost and Damned for the 2008 video game Grand Theft Auto 4 and as a minor character in the 2013 video game Grand Theft Auto V.

During the cutscenes of The Lost and Damned, he was obviously added in after they were finished as he rarely has dialogue nor facial animations when he appears and even clips through people or warps through the scene. He furthermore does not interact with anyone and does not contribute anything to the scene or even the overall plot itself. During gameplay he is for the most part a normal person.
Terrence: "Jason is such as introvert"
Angus: "Yeah, He's the Clay Simons of our club"
(Jason blanky acts as if he's having fun as he stands behind a line of people who are laughing)
Clay Simons by Golden Saddle June 13, 2023
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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