Coloma

A shitty all girls school in Shirley, full of lesbians and teachers who film up girls skirts (cough cough mr corish). They are Smurf’s who think they can get posh trinity boys but end up going toward John Fishers and Shirley Highs

Oh look it’s a smurf from Coloma

Coloma by #oneinch June 16, 2019

Coloma

Co+ Loma = "Coloma"
"Co", short for "coo", which is short for "cool"; and "Loma", which stands for: "Laughing Out My Ass". Therefore, "Coloma" is: "A way cool, flippin funny; out of control smart; all around awesome place to live/be from"!

My hometown is: Coloma, MI.

I'll bet he's from a Coloma-like town!

Coloma by Badtgirl October 5, 2008

Coloma

A shit-hole of a town located in southwestern Michigan. Not known at all to most people, but if you mention the nearby city of Benton Harbor, they will recognize the riots of 2003. With poor education starting in elementary where the teachers have been falling ill with cancerous diseases and everyone wondering "why??" the average student who graduates from Coloma ends up staying there for the rest of their lives, and "wishes they had gotten out when they could." Also, the locals are getting bought out by FIPS. Good luck trying to get a house anywhere near the lakes, they are bought already.

Lastly, when the water tower got painted or "vandalized" in 2007, it looked a lot better than it did before, and now.

I have a Coloma ejumication.

Wow this place is a dump, what's it called? oh, Coloma eh?

Coloma by Moses Nile March 26, 2009

Coloma

When a man ejaculates all over his eyes leading the semen to drip down to the mouth and make the person taste his own fluid.

"Wow, he pulled a Coloma after she blew him off"

Coloma by luis mario October 16, 2008

Coloma High School 

The school located in Coloma, MI that is the gheyyest place you'll ever go for what they refer to as edge-a-macation. They teach you nothing. You recieve no academic benifits, and the only way your gettin a scholarship out is being a female on volleyball or basketball.

Also home tp some of the worst teachers. A history teacher is a raciest and sexest pig, and a spanish teacher who downgrades you because you're an American. You're more likely to learn something from the smartass students then you are from the actual teachers.

One positive in this school is the students. Some of the most accepting, diverse, and careing individuals. The styles vary greatly from the gangstas to the emos and goths and all the in-betweens including jocks, scene kids, preps, nerds and all around wierdos.

gheyy Coloma High School pig scene kids

Coloma High School by cutthehurrshort March 10, 2010

FC Santa coloma

The best football team in the world!!!

FC Santa Coloma Is a future Champions League winner

FC Santa coloma by Thisismakingmesickk February 11, 2022

Canon City, Colorado 

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.

Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.

Canon City, Colorado by oceancats January 25, 2017