"My whole house is filled with Cox, and it's one of the best experiences of my life. But they keep raising the price. They started at $40 for preferred internet, then $45, then $50, then $55 and when they keep raising the prices, I feel like a Cox Sucker! I'm not a Cox Sucker! I don't wanna pay that kind of money, and if you're fine with paying that kind of money that makes you a fucking Cox Sucker! Don't be one!"
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Cop suckers: criticizing the politicians for making the laws, while loving the people who beat the shit out of you for breaking them.
by Getyourshinebox August 14, 2020
Get the Copsucker mug.A copsucker is a member of the media who professes to present the truth about a crime or social event, but instead presents the spin put on it by the police.
A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
An example of this is the media in Belleville Ontario Canada who professed the excellence of the police investigation into serial killer Russell Williams, and yet they cannot explain:
A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.
Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.
Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
by Lagenomai March 8, 2011
Get the Copsucker mug.by murphyj May 30, 2018
Get the cogsucker mug.a person or people who engage in converstation with police officers either just to look cool, to gain advantage or to get out of a fine or ticket
by crashed1800 June 13, 2009
Get the copsucker mug.A scallywop who performs fellatio during the time when her male counterpart is actively participating in the playing of Call of Duty especially Black Ops in either campaign or multiplayer mode. The act of CODsucking is a little known feat accomplished and achieved by only the most skilled of Call of Duty Players, and will almost always resort in an automatic prestige.
Nate: I don't know if I could get any better at Call of Duty
Tori: Wanna bet, I'll show you
Nate: How are you going to show me how to be better at Call of Duty
Derek: Dude she is CODsucker. She'll give you a blowjob while you play. Instant prestige bro!
Tori: Wanna bet, I'll show you
Nate: How are you going to show me how to be better at Call of Duty
Derek: Dude she is CODsucker. She'll give you a blowjob while you play. Instant prestige bro!
by Vandalizer48 January 11, 2011
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