Cowper's Fluid 

see pre-cum,precum
Named for William Cowper, the man on whom it was discovered that a few drops of liquid form at the tip of his dick when it is aroused, and twas thought it might be a little something to leave the kids in the form of a legacy.

One day in London, circa 1890, James Worthington, Thomas Haley, and William Cowper were just hanging out at the lab with their Starbucks Mochachinos, calculating the orbits of moons, looking through microscopes, and whatnot, when Haley jumped up and exclaimed, "Cowper, don't move! Stay exactly the way you are!"
Worthington had his eye on the microscope looking at some platelets, when he turned toward Cowper, who was stroking himself absentmindedly. This was nothing unusual in the course of things, but Haley rummaged through the flasks and vials, and found a long q-tip and a test tube, and stepped gingerly toward Cowper's member.
"What on earth are you doing, Haley?!" Worthington implored.
"Sshush, James! You'll scare it away."
Haley reached in, as if offering a perch to a hummingbird and gently dabbed the end of Cowper's manhood, giving the stick gentle half turns with each dip. "Alas, I have it."
Cowper was sitting as if in a stupor, and relaxed the hold on his dick. He was experimenting with a technique his colleague Jefferson Kegel had shown him, and so was a bit otherwise absorbed.
They placed the q-tip under the slide and each took a taste. "Hmmm, it's not quite jism, is it Worthy?"
"No, something different. Cowper's fluid is somehow unique."
"And so it is," Haley announced. "Henceforth this stuff from the end of Bill's nub will be called "Cowper's fluid."
There was much rejoicing and merriment, and the ladies brought in trays of whiskey and a violin was produced. A great celebration was had by all.

Cowper's Fluid by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

mini cooper S 

Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.

"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!


btw i drive one, i know how it feels.

lets motor

mini cooper S by jckoopas May 14, 2005

Cooper's Cobwebs 

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

Cooper's Cobwebs by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

copper's nark 

Copper's nark - a gentleman or a lady who gives information to the police in return for a monetary reward.

Don't trust that Joannne she's a right copper's nark.

copper's nark by Parpet May 16, 2019

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews 

A blog written and maintained by PG Cooper and HT Schuyler. The first post premiered on September 9th, 2010. The site features reviews, lists, commentaries, and retrospectives. Visit for thoughts from two insightful movie guys.

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews found at: pgcooper1939.wordpress.com

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews by PG Cooper May 25, 2011

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds 

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.

Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004

Cooper's school 

The best discord server ever, better than the orgi centre, and Balistic's discord

Person:"Fuck you Finley, your discord server sucks, Cooper's school is the best server"
Finley:"Damn, I have to agree with that

Cooper's school by bigboybiggins February 23, 2021