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Cowboys fan 

A filthy animal who doesn't know the difference between an apple and a pear.
Mr T. I pity the fool, he so stupid he is a cowboys fan.
Cowboys fan by Nikola tesla February 6, 2015
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Cowboys Fan 

buy cowboy fan mugs, tshirts and magnets1. In the closet gay.

2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.
I hope your brother is not a cowboys fan
Cowboys Fan by Big bo 63 December 17, 2009

Cowboys fan

A dumbass. Not referring directly to a Dallas Cowboys fan. Anybody dumb enough can be referred to as a "Cowboys fan"
"Hes a cowboys fan"
"Hes so dumb, be could be a cowboys fan"
Cowboys fan by Ktoy May 13, 2026

Cowboys Fans 

A group of flaming homosexuals who know nothing about the sport of football. They get hype when they beat the Eagles, but cry like babies when someone talks about their quarterback.
"Hey do you guys think that chick is hot?"

"No, we're Cowboys Fans"
Cowboys Fans by BleedGreen January 14, 2009

Cowboys fans 

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.
Cowboys fans by CrayCrayJ November 2, 2020

Cowboys fans 

A group of fans that have low IQ, low sperm count and never stop making up excuses for perennially failing for the past 20 years. Have stupid chants of “We DeM bOyS!” Or “HoW bOuT tHeM cOwBoYs”. Will talk about the glory years that happened over 2.5 decades ago like a guy who can’t get over his ex and never shuts up about them. Their god is the crypt keeper known as Jerry Jones. They will also cheer for them as well as the Lakers and the Yankees
The Cowboys fans keep making excuses about why they’ll fail this year.
Cowboys fans by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

Cowboy fan 

1. In the closet gay.
2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.
Oren is such a Cowboy fan, get that cock outs yer mouth!
Cowboy fan by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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