Definitions by CrayCrayJ

procrasturbate 

Putting off a task in order to masturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

procrasturbate by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023

Procrasturbate 

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.

I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.

Procrasturbate by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023

procrasturbate 

Putting off a task or chore in order to masturbate

John likes to procrasturbate because he has a sex addiction.

procrasturbate by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022

Shmeef 

Anal breathing.
Sucking air through the butthole and then farting it out.

Ethan likes to shmeef to ease anxiety.

Shmeef by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022

Cowboys fans 

The worst people on earth.

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.

Cowboys fans by CrayCrayJ November 2, 2020