Cowboys fans

The worst people on earth.

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.

by CrayCrayJ November 02, 2020

procrasturbate

Putting off a task in order to masturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023

Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.

I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023

procrasturbate

Putting off a task or chore in order to masturbate

John likes to procrasturbate because he has a sex addiction.

by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022

Shmeef

Anal breathing.
Sucking air through the butthole and then farting it out.

Ethan likes to shmeef to ease anxiety.

by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022