Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CrayCrayJ

procrasturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.

I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.

Putting off a task or chore in order to masturbate

John likes to procrasturbate because he has a sex addiction.

Anal breathing.
Sucking air through the butthole and then farting it out.

Ethan likes to shmeef to ease anxiety.

Shmeef by CrayCrayJ January 11, 2022

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.