Covid-👙

When oft-unvaccinated or partially jabbed sexy-looking chicks are spotted on the beach sans a face mask and not practicing social distancing, who desire to be picked up by wealthy testosterone-high males or sugar daddies.

The authorities are coy to talk about the rising number of infections due to Covid-👙, who blame these fun-starved beachgoers for behaving as if the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu.