Covid chow

When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.

Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!

by Aj36mason October 13, 2021

covidchondriac

A person Who is abnormally anxious about being Covid-19 positive .

Suzy got a hangnail and rushed to the urgent care to get tested for Covid-19. Suzy is a Covidchondriac.

The Covid-19 Pandemic has created an entire society of Covidchondriacs.

by School of Sharq November 22, 2020

Covidchondria

Covidchondria : An unusual feeling associated to those who have not yet caught covid19 and suffer from an over sensitive reaction to the sniffles. Also related to FOMO in that sufferers are now in the minority of the population, this condition can be placed alongside the fannyitis family of people who need to harden the fuck up

"Dave is away from work again despite a negative test. I bet he has Covidchondria again. Fuck he needs to harden up"

by Kiwiwankenobi July 14, 2022

Covidchondriac

A person who is abnormally anxious about being positive for Covid-19.

Sarah got a hangnail and immediately went to the urgent care to get tested for Covid-19. Sarah is a Covidchondriac.

Due to Covid-19 creating a pandemic, we have a society full of covidchondriacs.

by School of Sharq November 22, 2020

CovidCoward

When persons like Jeremy or Jason Nixon fail to serve and instead run from their constituents during a pandemic.
A Leader like Jason Kenny an election Premier of Alberta close the Legislator but keeps schools open.

The RCMP and Calgary Police are just CovidCowards because they wont ticket offenders.

by Granny2poplol May 2, 2021