Covid Plan

A life insurance policy that covers any corona-related incident that threatens the client’s peace of mind in most cases 24/7, except when they contract the coronavirus via infidelity and visits to any red-light district.

Sayed bought a Covid plan for himself and his third wife (but not for his other spouses) in the aftermath of the country’s strategy for everyone to “live with Covid-19.”

by MathPlus March 23, 2022

Covidland

The United States of America, the most COVID-19 infected country on the planet.

Aussie: "We locked down for a couple of months and got Covid cases down to zero. Now our economy is completely open and nobody is getting sick."
Covidlander: "Oh yeah, well I'm from Florida and we got to open up our economy AND murder our grandparents! So take that you kangaroo jockey! Covidland rules!"

by Nicholas D December 13, 2020

covidlander

People who build mall crawler trucks/suvs and claim to offroad by meeting in parking lots and doing light trails during the midst of Covid19 quarantine.

I tried getting milk for the kids at Safeway but the parking lot was full of covidlanders!

by pishypish September 24, 2020

covidlander

People who build mall crawler trucks/suvs and claim to offroad by meeting in parking lots and doing light trails during the midst of Covid19 quarantine.

I tried getting milk for the kids at Safeway but the parking lot was full of covidlanders!

by pishypish September 24, 2020