Coutus 

Sexual Intercourse but very sweaty and enjoyable

My girlfriend and I Were in the middles of coutus, when her mother walked in

Coutus by Monkey sex1 May 12, 2009

airborne coitus 

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

airborne coitus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

High Nig Couture 

Requirements: Wearing expensive baggy designer jeans (preferably with the label showing, and price tag) over Nike basket ball shorts, and being shirtless to show off figure, and has to wear at least half a million dollars worth of bling.

Thyraine: Check out my new threads, I look just like Birdman!

Jamal: Nigga, you wish you had Birdman's High Nig Couture!

High Nig Couture by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Quarantine-Couture 

For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.

Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!

Quarantine-Couture by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

Cancel-Couture 

The unfashionable but all too trendy fad that seems to be gaining in popularity, wherein idiots, demand the cancellation and ruination of ANYTHING or ANYONE that isn’t in line with their pathetic line of thinking.

Cancel-couture has taken up residence on all social media platforms.
Hollywood is chock full of cancel-couture.
Cancel-couture is the new 2020.

Cancel-Couture by Mslorilove March 19, 2021

Contused penis 

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over

Contused penis by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

Coitus Procrastination by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010