Coulthard 

Used to describe someone rushing or moving too fast, like the unsuccessful Scottish racing driver

Alright chill out Coulthard

Coulthard by cool hard March 20, 2020

Coulthard 

A Coulthard is when someone has a MASSIVE chin that's as big as David Coulthard's.

Dave, why are you trying to pull that girl man- she's got a coulthard!

Coulthard by Pooooootash January 16, 2004

Coulthard 

A Coulthard is someone who is generally very quiet and relaxed, but that has sporradic bursts of energy, at which time they will usually punch someobody, throw something, or maybe even kill those around them. Once said act has been commited by a person, all friends in the vicinity must immediately yell "Coulthard!!"
It also is used when reffering to someobody that is acting like they are cool. Coincidentily, if you put thard after anything that rhymes with "COOL" it sounds awesome.

"Dude! You just threw that orange" Person 1
"What a fucking Coulthard!" Person 2

"Check out that Coulthard sitting on the Stoolthard. That Coulthard loves to swim in the Poolthard. I hope he doesn't beat me with that Toolthard. He's just too cool for Schoolthard."

etc.

Coulthard by Dornstar March 4, 2009

Coulthard 

When you run around a library pretending to stealth kill people because you think your some kind of ninja.

Every library has a Coulthard

Coulthard by JeffreyPulls October 4, 2012

Coulthard-on 

When Coulthard gets aroused by a student.

Student: Hey look, Coulthard has a Coulthard-on.

Coulthard-on by Qwack November 15, 2018

David Coulthard

David Coulthard is a successful British Formula one driver. Born in Scotland, Coulthard has spent much of his career at top teams such as Williams and McLaren. Coulthard has a massive points haul, he lies fifth on the all-time scorers list, being the top British scorer by a significant margin. In 2005 Coulthard moved from McLaren to RedBull Racing, a team still developing. Coulthard took the "Ball by the Horn" and archived some incredible results considering it was only the teams first season. In 2006 the Rebull was a crap car, but Coulthard shined with a Podium in the drivers circuit of Monaco. His teammate Kelien was outshone by Coulthard leading to Keliens sacking. In 2007 Coulthard was partnerd with the well respected Mark Webber, so far Coulthard is 9th in the drivers standings compared to Webber im 17th

"Wow David Coulthard is Quick"
"France is gay"
"Scotland wins"

David Coulthard by Trickydicky June 21, 2007

countard 

A member of the lesser nobility; imbecile.

That sunrise party in Mykonos was full of countards.

countard by beylo124 May 27, 2016