countard

A member of the lesser nobility; imbecile.

That sunrise party in Mykonos was full of countards.

by beylo124 May 27, 2016

countard

An extremely stupid person working behind the counter at a retail outlet. Also known as a refailure.

I went over to the Dunkin Donuts and the countard over there couldn't even get my order right!

by cynic72 October 22, 2008