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Student: Hey look, Coulthard has a Coulthard-on.

Operator: 911, What's your emergency?
Jim: Help, my house is on fire.
Operator: Don't worry, fire fighters are on the way.
Jim: Please, don't send Kody Moretto. He fucked my neighbors dog.

Dude look at cone-daddy
Yeah he has a coner.