Definitions by Dornstar

S-Linares

This is a slang term used to describe a girl that has goddess-like qualities, such as a perfect body, porcelain skin, and long, curly, luscious hair.

A S-Linares is typically the most popular girl at school/favorite of the boss/best singer in the world.

If you fall in love with a girl right after meeting them, they are an S-Linares.

"Bro that S-Linares looked so hot today!" Guy 1

"Ya, and did you hear her sing? I'd tap that" Guy 2

"Man that S-Linares touched my hand today . . . im never washing it!" Guy 3

S-Linares by Dornstar March 5, 2009

Coulthard 

A Coulthard is someone who is generally very quiet and relaxed, but that has sporradic bursts of energy, at which time they will usually punch someobody, throw something, or maybe even kill those around them. Once said act has been commited by a person, all friends in the vicinity must immediately yell "Coulthard!!"
It also is used when reffering to someobody that is acting like they are cool. Coincidentily, if you put thard after anything that rhymes with "COOL" it sounds awesome.

"Dude! You just threw that orange" Person 1
"What a fucking Coulthard!" Person 2

"Check out that Coulthard sitting on the Stoolthard. That Coulthard loves to swim in the Poolthard. I hope he doesn't beat me with that Toolthard. He's just too cool for Schoolthard."

etc.

Coulthard by Dornstar March 4, 2009