Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual

Coumosexual by charlottes web info March 7, 2021

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Coukos • Cockos Melancholia • cockosa • cockosaur • cockosaurus • Cockosaurus Rex • cockosidal maniac • Cockosputos • cockoss • cokosh

Cockosputos

1. Derisive slur used as a parting gesture of disrespect between rival individuals in the Andalucía region of southern Spain.

2. Believed to be a retarded derivation of the English slang cock and the masculine form of the Spanish word puta. Literally translated this word means ‘penis man-whore’.

“Cockosputos!!” - shouted whilst running away.

“Te voy a filirear, cockosputos!” (I’m gonna stab you, penis man-whore!)

Cockosputos by Dobjeet March 5, 2009

cockosaurus

Cock: Penis, Male Genitalia, Johnson, Goliath, Beastiality, Peter Pan, Johnny, Night Stick, Magic Stick
Osaurus: extenstion of the Tyrran-"osaurus" Rex.

Combined it is "COCKOSAURUS" where the cock is as big & mean as the dinosaur. Showing dominance, strength and pure mojo.

Dave is the big boy in this gym class, all his mates call him cockosaurus. All the ladies like Dave.

cockosaurus by WA WA WI WA August 2, 2006

Douche Cockosaurus

Any individual that is undoubtedly being an asshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. They usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.

NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.

(Member on messaged board): I dont think thats true. I have to disagree

(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!

Douche Cockosaurus by E. Jeezy January 13, 2009

cockosa

An alcoholic drink similar to a mimosa, with the addition of a shot of 90-proof peach schnaps. The full recipe is three parts champagne, two parts orange juice, and one part peach schnaps. The name of the drink is derived from the slang term for a rooster, as this drink is a celebrated creation from Suite 115 of the Ski Inn at Steamboat, CO (i.e. The Cock House).

After a long day of skiing and going to concerts, everyone was very tired and hung over the next morning. Fortunately for us, Sean accidently left his wallet when he drove back to Denver so we went to the liquor store and bought ingredients for cockosas. They were bad ass!

cockosa by douchebag16 January 16, 2010

cokosh

ye who fucks budgie (anal) or (vaginal)

1) cokosh fucked that budgie
2) hear cokosh fucked a budgie

cokosh by sumkid December 25, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026