Cougx

An older person who dates young men; a gender-neutral term for Cougar.

"See that middle-aged nb over there? I hope they're a cougx."

by Yourself28 May 27, 2023

Mahit Cough

A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.

You are fucking annoying because of your shitty-ass Mahit Cough.

by Ed Bread April 10, 2019

Carbondale Cougar

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Weed cough

The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.

Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.

by babytalks August 21, 2016

coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.

person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!

by renelles18 July 6, 2011

800 cough

name given to the horrible cough that track runners get after running the 800

Person A: Damn did you hear Stephanie's cough, she sounds like shes dying
Person B: Dude she just ran the 800!

Person A: oh shes got the 800 cough

by trackgirl228 April 4, 2013

booger sugar cougar

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.

Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020