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Cougear

What women over 35 wear to attract younger men.
Did you see that bikini roaming the farmer's market? Total cougear!!
by What the El October 26, 2011
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Carbondale Cougar

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009
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booger sugar cougar

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.
Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!
by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020
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Cougar Death Strike

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.
Emily: *cougar death strikes*

Harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me D:
by Emp3/cheeseman66 March 25, 2010
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Wine cougar

A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.
Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.
by Wurd Smithe October 19, 2009
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rice cougar

A female of non-Asian descent who is predominantly attracted to much younger Asian males. A cougar is a woman over 40 and hunts for open-minded hot, younger (under 30) men. She enjoys the energy of younger men and their sexual company and prefers not to settle down. A Rice Cougar is not a racist, but is attracted to the exotic appeal of Asian and Asian-American men. See also MILF and rice queen
Roxanne: "Is Juliet still dating Daisuke?"

Winnie: "You know she's a rice cougar! Daisuke was two weeks ago. I saw her with a Chinese guy named Tengfei last night at the bar."
by Gina Kohlson January 13, 2009
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cougarlicious

cougarlicious is the adjective form of the term "cougar"--- a cougar is an older woman (mid-to-late thirties and onward) who is unattached and seeks young males for sex and companionship. the traditional cougar is attractive and well-off, and she is confident about her needs, desires and boundries. someone is cougarlicious if they embody or somehow resemble these qualities.
Young man to friend: My mother's best friend is totally cougarlicious. Did you hear her say that her husband's away on business next week? I know she meant for me to overhear that!
by unluckypirate August 14, 2007
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