by Jeordie015 April 28, 2003
Get the couch crotch mug.When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.
I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.
I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
by Lilbritt October 22, 2018
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I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.
by rasta21 August 8, 2008
Get the crotch cough mug.1. To relax. 2. A comfortable seat. 3. A relaxing place or seat. 4. To 'hang out' and relax with others.
Cotch/Cotchin
"I'll be out later, I'm cotchin at the mo."
Meaning I will meet you later, I'm relaxing at the moment.
"Come cotch at mine."
Meaning come and relax at my home.
"let's go to my cotch."
Meaning lets go to my relaxing, comfortable place.
"ah man dis is a cotch."
Meaning this is very comfortable.
"I'll be out later, I'm cotchin at the mo."
Meaning I will meet you later, I'm relaxing at the moment.
"Come cotch at mine."
Meaning come and relax at my home.
"let's go to my cotch."
Meaning lets go to my relaxing, comfortable place.
"ah man dis is a cotch."
Meaning this is very comfortable.
by Sunshine Girl July 26, 2006
Get the Cotch/cotchin mug.It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.
Circumstance 1:
Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?
Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit
Dave: See you in a bit then
Circumstance 2:
Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?
Alex: Yeah man starbucks?
Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.
Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?
Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit
Dave: See you in a bit then
Circumstance 2:
Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?
Alex: Yeah man starbucks?
Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.
by jkbjk February 11, 2017
Get the Cotch 'n' Coffee mug.A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, locked within the confines of Azkaban but convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford, disguised as a fourth year student (as of 2009-10). Since identifying this student as his master, Crouch has risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him; indeed, it's believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
"Who's this Barty Crouch guy? I added him as a friend, but he just keeps insulting me for being a Muggle."
"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."
"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."
"Barty Crouch keeps warning me to stay away from him."
"Crouch has apparently been reported to the facebook authorities for constantly requesting a relationship status with his master."
by concernedatbarty November 14, 2009
Get the Barty Crouch mug.That annoying stereotyped crouching pose that action movie characters take after landing on their feet from a height. Said character holds the pose long enough for the camera to show how cool they are.
Its been seen in too many movies to mention.
Its been seen in too many movies to mention.
Guy 1: "Wow, dude! She just somersaulted off the building, beheaded the dragon, and finished with a cinematic crouch!"
Guy2: "Cool!"
Guy2: "Cool!"
by BioHazardX June 8, 2012
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